Friday, August 8, 2008

The Chronicles of Princess Fabulous and the Maintenance Mama



Once upon a time, in a land starting with I and ending with daho, lived a sweet little girl named Princess Fabulous. Princess Fabulous lived with her mother and a slew of boys! While she had always wanted a sister, she would soon find out that there were plenty of advantages to being the only girl.

For some time now, Princess Fabulous had had a beef with her mother, hereafter affectionately referred to as the Maintenance Mama. Princess Fabulous felt totally short changed. The Maintenance Mama could be exceptionally cruel. What do you mean, you ask? Well, she actually made Princess fabulous get her hair cut ------at home! *collective gasp!*

One day, however, when the Maintenance Mama was preparing to make an appointment for herself at the salon, she gave way to her softer side, and decided since Princess Fabulous was preparing for an ever important event- beginning kindergarten- she would take her for the first time, to...wait for it........

THE SALON!!!!!!

Princess Fabulous didn't think life could get any sweeter! So on that special day, the Maintenance Mama and Princess Fabulous left the boys to do boy things, while they headed southward, to the Land of Seward, where the glorious Jessica would work her magic on the Maintenance Mama's unsightly roots, and make the beautiful Princess even more stunning- if that's possible.

So glorious Jessica (who Princess Fabulous said was soooooooo pretty) whipped up a magic potion that turned the Maintenance Mama's coif from White Trash-tastic to Blonde Bombshell in mere hours, and ship-shaped the mane of Princess Fabulous. She was now ready for her big debut as the Kindergarten Kid---or was she.

Little did she know that the Maintenance Mama had so enjoyed this endeavor, that she made further plans for the two of them. A couple of days later, the boys were once again left to do whatever it is boys do when those girls aren't around, and they headed for.....wait for it....

THE NAIL SALON!!!!

The Maintenance Mama treated herself to a full set of nails and a much needed pedicure (triathlon training doesn't make for attractive feet), while Princess Fabulous got her fingernails and toenails both painted- with beautiful flowers! What a bonding moment it was for the two of them.

The Maintenance Mama told her handsome husband, King Flatulence, about their adventures. He told her that some day, some poor man would curse her for creating a monster!! She hoped, in her heart of hearts, that whomever was lucky enough to land the hand of the dear princess, would appreciate this girly side she comes by so rightly.

And thus ends the first chapter in the Chronicles of Princess Fabulous and the Maintenance Mama.

13 comments:

Wilcock Family said...

Oh my goodness this was hilarious!! Too cute! It looks like you guys had so much fun!! You look great by the way! Savannah is such a cutie!

bclawson03 said...

How fun! Hopefully one day I'll have a girl to do these things with. I'm sure that Savannah thoroughly enjoyed her very own time with you! I know that Parker enjoys his own time with me without Timothy although I don't do it much, which I should.

Brittany said...

LOL That is really cute! I love your title picture! ;)

Sariah in Vancouver said...

Haha! So cute! Sounds like a wonderful time!

Morgan said...

Too funny!!!

BRIAN~KANDICE~ALI~ALYSSA said...

OH that is so adorable. What a special time to spend with your daughter. Treasure those moments. THey gropw up so fast.

BRIAN~KANDICE~ALI~ALYSSA said...

OH that is so adorable. What a special time to spend with your daughter. Treasure those moments. THey gropw up so fast.

BRIAN~KANDICE~ALI~ALYSSA said...

OH that is so adorable. What a special time to spend with your daughter. Treasure those moments. THey gropw up so fast.

Tiffini said...

That is way to cute!! I can not wait until I can take our little girl to get her hair done and nails done with me! She looks cute with her hair all done up. Now Maintenance Mama has to keep up with Princess Fabulous's cute hair styles for Kindergarten.

Heather & Billy said...

LOVE it! It's so terrible how much more these girls get away with because you feel bad that they are so sad to be the only girl. Pammie is beginning to discover these Princess benefits herself. I thought of taking her to get her nails done but was afraid of what that would lead to. Kindergarten...that's a good excuse and good reason to put her off another year. =)

Lissagerl said...

So fun!!!

Marnie said...

Cute Story! Aren't girls fun?

Steve Fox said...

I haven't said hi for awhile now. It's good to see you're doing so well. Your kids are adorable, what a cute little family.